Since popping out sprogs, and becoming entitled to park in the parent and child spots, it has only added to my general list of gripes with society. A few months ago at the parent and child parking bay in tesco I proved to myself just how annoyed I was at people without children parking… Continue reading YOU CAN’T PARK WITH US!!!!!
That first venture out of the house with your twins is the proudest moment of your life. You are wheeling along a double stroller staring down at two little snoozing squished newborn faces, they belong to you, they bring you such happiness, and holy shiz, they bring A LOT of attention!! For the first while… Continue reading “Oh, you’ve got your hands full!”
Today I woke up feeling sh*tty. I had a flipping headache from hell and I didn’t want to leave my bed when Miss Bonnie decided it was time to start our day at 6:45am (I would consider that a slight lie in). Basically, I couldn’t be bothered… If only two seven month olds would understand… Continue reading Phoning in ‘sick’
http://www.netmums.com/home/have-you-seen/news-on-netmums/breastfed-babies-will-earn-more-as-adults As I was driving in the car on Tuesday I heard on the radio how recent research has claimed that babies who are breast fed for more than a month have a higher IQ than those who aren’t. I immediately found myself in a panic, counting the amount of weeks I managed to breast… Continue reading Just STOP!!!!
Last Tuesday I noticed that Bonnie wasn’t herself, she had been waking through the night and appeared a little adgitated, I put it down to teeth, dosed her up with calpol and prayed I would see a tooth soon. During a very unsettled Tuesday night I put Bonnie in bed beside me, she cried sore… Continue reading A Mother’s Instinct
Nothing aggravates me more than when I hear the words “I’m so tired!” leave the lips of an individual without small children. But that’s just me being a miserable old bat! I honestly believe that I had no idea of what it actually was to be ‘tired’ before the twins were here. I envy the… Continue reading What is sleep?
-note the dummies I swore I would never use! Wow, Bonnie and Isla are just over six months now. Flip! In the first few weeks all I heard was “ohhh, they grow up so fast!!!”, “the time will fly!” Etc… Through my sleep deprivation and stresses of having two very ‘refluxy’ unsettled babies, I honestly… Continue reading The first six months